Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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