dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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