is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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