idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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