He's been sleeping iwht ***
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it