he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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