Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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