So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
So squirting runs in the family.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E