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(214): View more from Texas

He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.

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(757): View more from Virginia

high people should be assigned attendants

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

you have to choose: penises or morals?

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?

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(314): View more from Missouri

10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza

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(915): View more from Texas

I told you I was good to drive

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dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever

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(954): View more from Florida

i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future

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(530): View more from California

It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts

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