Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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