I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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