idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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