cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
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I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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