Say something about gay babies.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
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We had sex on a dog bed..
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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