doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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