Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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