You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
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im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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