Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
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I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
i believe in u and ur pee
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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