? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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