Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Randomize
