Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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