BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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