now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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