I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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