So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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