Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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