I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
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I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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