You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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