its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
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Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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