So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I think I sprained my soul last night
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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