we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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