the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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