I am spending my child support on dildos
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
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And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I can't put those talents on a resume
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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