so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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