i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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