Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Duck Duck Cougar?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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