I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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