I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
dude i'm inner monologue high
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
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She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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