THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
it glows. i had to have it.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
