Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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