David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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