Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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