He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
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He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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