i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
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Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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