the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
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