Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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