Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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