Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I think i got beer on your cat.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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