I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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