As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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