I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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