I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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