i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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