I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
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The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
as a side note pls kill me
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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