I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I love black thongs
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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