it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Randomize