So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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