We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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